Thread: You Might Be A Red Neck Emperor If:
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Old June 3rd, 2004, 12:12 AM
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Default Re: You Might Be A Red Neck Emperor If:
12. Your weapons all have names like Spit Gun, Chew luggy, fart bLaster, and burp gun.
13. If you settle disputes over territory at a tractor pull.
14. If your favorate meal is found dead along side the space shipping lanes.
15. If you consider Duck Tape the ultimate repair tool.
16. If your palace has more stellar miles on it than your Flag ship.
17. If your ships hulls are comrised of duck tape and Bondo.
18. If you have 15 wives and they are all related to you by blood.
19. If your mother is also your sister.
20. If the Emperor that came before was killed while drinking a beer and telling fart jokes.

[ June 02, 2004, 23:31: Message edited by: Atrocities ]
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