Re: You Might Be A Red Neck Emperor If:
22: If your declaration of war starts with the lines "Why I odda" or "You dang dirty little".
23: If your Palace is located in the uppetiest (deliberately misspelled) development on the whole planet.
24: If your flagship has a hemy'
25: If your warships all have a "Ford Tough" bumper sticker...
26: IF your warships actually HAVER BUMPERS!
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When life gives you lemons take them and squeeze them in life's eye until it gives you the oranges you asked for!
"If men build things to look like our penis such as towers and ships does that mean female achitects represent women having penis envy?"
A line that made me chuckle, I can't remember where I heard it I just know it made me laugh.
"I'm not really a slapper....I mainly punch and gouge."
Tammy Lee my kung fu instructor/sifu's daughter when asked if she ever slapped a boy for saying something nasty to her.
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