55. You have 300 ships orbiting your planet and none of them work.
56. If an offical military action involves stopping by the local Wal-Mart Planet to pick up shot gun shells and a case of beer.
57. If you consider new Star Ships of the line to be inferior to your rust bucket garbage scow because they have seat bealts for the captains chair.
58. If you believe dental hygen is for the weak races.
59. Your planets number one trade comodity is bull sh**.
60. If you
Still Believe the South won the civil war way back on Earth in the yur'in 1969. (
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