Re: You Might Be A Red Neck Emperor If:
91. Your repair ships use Bondo.....and lots of it!!
92. Every ship has a mascot. Nearly all are good huntin' dogs. Some however, are coons, gators, or a specially stupid Jraenar captured in the Last war.
93. All warships come designed with a gun rack.
94. First encounters: *BANG* "Halt or I'll shoot!!"
95. Ships go three speeds: Fast, Faster and YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
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I'm about to turn it up a notch!!
Where's the ka-boom? There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering ka-boom!
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