[dogscoff]

I'd aim to be the ancient and unfathomably wise yet strangely eccentric immortal mystic Yoda type character. In fact, what I'd probably end up as is some geek in a cave pretending to be an ancient and unfathomably wise yet strangely eccentric immortal mystic Yoda type character- Which is far more fun anyway, because you get to leave the cave on weekends and have a bit of a life, and you can still claim all the "cryptic hermit oracle" tax benefits.