The religious trait can be the "Vegan" trait.
Hey Narf, how about this: #3. "You're such a Fruit."
Or...
"An apple a day keeps the vegatables at bay."
"We come to preserve you."
Have any of you ever seen the famous "Mona Lisa Fruit Bowl"?
Speaking of, are you ready for some Fruit Ball?
"Yamses, let my Pickles go!"
