[Slynky]

Originally posted by Atrocities:
Have you ever been so drunk that you try to wave down a taxi and flag down the police? Then you get in and your happy because they don't have a meter?

No, but one time, quite a while back, I got a cop to pull over blinking my lights at him. Walked up to the cop car/him and told him I shouldn't be driving 'cause I was drunk. He took the keys from me, and took me home. (that was )

My grandfather was quite a drunk. I remember one time he was (more or less) passed out on the couch and had to pee...so he grabbed an empty can off the coffee table and used it. That was about all I could take, so I left. A few hours later, he woke up...so I went to check on him. I started picking up all the beer cans on the table next to the couch and upon finding out they were all empty, mentioned it to him. He said they all WERE empty except for the one he finished that had warm beer in it. (I never told him)