LOL David.
Have you ever done something so incredibly stupid it could have killed you? Like using the hair dryer in the shower while it was running just to see what the warning lable was for?
Taken preperation H orally just because the directions said not too?
Farted in an elevator full of people?
Ate cat food?
Ate dog food?
Still eat cat or dog food?
Made a spam hamburger? (I plead the fifth)