[Randallw]

Q: Have you ever peed in the sink because someone was in the bathroom?

yeah, when I was six or so. But, has anyone peed while in the shower because they didn't go before hand.

Q:Ate dog food?

I was showing off and ate a dog choclate.

Q:Made a spam hamburger? (I plead the fifth)

I don't know about spam, but I sometimes used to fry slices of belgium (a sort of meat roll made from what wouldn't sell otherwise) or put them in the toaster.