[dogscoff]

returning from the bathroom, dogscoff hears some strange noises from behind one of the doors. He peeks inside, thinking maybe it's a gatecrasher....

"Oh my God! what are you..? She's... he's.... thy're... that's not even... is that possible..? are you actually..? OK, sorry to disturb you all... I hope you're planning to clear all that up!"

Suddenly a very pale colour, dogscoff returns quietly to the party.