[Atrocities]

64. You always find things when your not looking for them.
65. Never ask the lady who is cutting your hair when she is due. (Very bad)
66. Always read the fine print, especially when it comes to money.
67. American made cars and trucks Last about 20,000 miles before they start to break down while Jap made cars and trucks Last between 150k to 200k before they start to break down.
68. Never Bar Bay Q indoors during an ice storm.
69. Never use a hair dryer while taking a shower.
70. There is a differance between gas and desiel, and gas cars do not run on desiel, and desiels do not run on regular. (True Story poor the wrong gas can into the big truck. Dad was pissed.)
71. Women are seldom right, although any man dumb enough to say anything other than, "Your absolutely right dear," gets what he deserves.

[ July 14, 2004, 06:30: Message edited by: Atrocities ]