[Growltigga]

. Here in Kenya, the animal of choice is the Gnu, also known as the Bewilderedbeast

Yuk, that is horrible, moose kissing is one thing but snogging a wildebeest? how gross!

I understand that in England, there is a shortage of large animals, so a lot of cat kissing goes on. This may have something to do with repeated losses of SEIV games by some forum members.

No-one in England kisses cats as cats are far too cool and collected in indulge in anything so sordid as that.

The reason they keep on beating me at SEIV is just down to pure ability, mine being non-existent and theirs being paramount - believe me, until you have had one of your warp points breached by a swarm of whiskas class light cruisers and purina trout'n'salmon nibble class battlecruisers, you dont know what fear really is!