[Growltigga]

So did you propose on date three and Miss World became Mrs GT

No, Miss World was too fickle and flippant to be a steady relationship - it took that long to wear down her morales (or lack of them)- Mrs GTR is an English Rose, and not some Latino firecracker

Perhaps your wife has friends

Now that she does - one of the things that impressed me most about Mrs GT was the sheer quality of her friends. Truly, the class of '88 Loreto Convent School are a fine lot of strapping stacked young fillies with a lust for life and a low tolerance for alcohol - as I said at my wedding, you can always tell a Loreto girl, you just cannot tell her very much

I was at the game park and there were some elephants strolling about

I went whale watching off Iceland a few years ago - now that would have given an elephant an inferiority complex. Strangely, all I got was a headache and an ambivalent feeling toward garden hosepipes

Did my best to get a snap of a gnu being kissed,

what about a picture of you kissing a beaver? Mac would like that as he seems to be keen on rodentia

[ 29 April 2002: Message edited by: Growltigga ]