[Growltigga]

My only disappointment was that Tigga did not comment on my shapely legs, which were so well displayed in my shorts.

Saxon, if I had made a remark complimenting your legs, I would probably have also made a remark about how I want to come over to Kenya and give you a big sloppy wet kiss on the bottom

It just is not going to happen and I would ask you to not make passes in my direction

an alliance of testosterone lacking nations against those blessed with abundant facial hair,

Look you silly sod, lack of hair IS a sign of too much testosterone sloshing around in the system, well known fact that bald chaps are absolutely fizzing with the stuff - put a nail on the end and with this hip action I could make it through walls!!!

He is not even aware of how much he wants to grow a mustache, but we can all clearly see the subconscious signs

I want a stupid moustache about as much as you want to undergo colonic irrigation, as much as Mephisto wants to join a Scorpions tribute band, as much as Mac wants an affair with Peewee Herman and as much as Gryphin wants to become a ballerina

he has chosen a race of cats, which are well known for preening their whiskers

Well yes, my 'cats' will be preening their whiskers but only after they have ripped your fluffy bunnies' heads off and have stuffed them up their own rectums