[Growltigga]

Beer-Wendy means that you are a lightweight when it comes to drinking. It is naturally a phrase that is applied to 99.9% of North Americans who couldn't stand their ground in a decent boat race

Drinking is still something Brits do very well

1983? I was 12 years old

Worst job I had was working in a pork pie making factory - pork products so fresh the pig dont know they are gone - I gave up meat for 2 years after that job

Best job? driving a tractor on a farm, working as crew on a girl's only sailing holiday for posh bints, being a driver in Morrocco for a party of 17 year old schoolgirls