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Mac,

If you are willing to break away from pure scientific research, you will find a pop song called “Looking for Love in All the Wrong Places”. It appears that I have not been kissing gnus, but have ended up in the wrong places and kissing elephants. I will endeavor to find the right places and provide more, detailed photographic evidence of true gnu kissing. However, as you will read below, my photographer Mary is being retired due to a minor issue of misrepresentation.

Tigga,

My blind date with Mary. Well, you are right it was not really a blind date. However, she did conceal some critical information until a critical moment, which I feel justifies the term blind. After all, usually you understand that the person you are dating is free of all encumbrances and is in a position to date you. Discovering that there is another man, just as you are finishing a nice nightcap and are thinking of other things, is not a nice thing. Being the gentleman that I am (contrary to various slanders posted on this very board), I offered to drive her home and ended up finding out where the other man lived.

Tonight, with Annie, I fully intend to do a detailed cross examination early in the evening to ensure that no legal, societal or emotional bars stand in the way of asking her for a nightcap. I will also ask after her photographic skills, to ensure that Mac has a steady flow of quality data.

As an aside, I am sure that Mac would have approved of Mary, despite the deception. She wanted Teacher’s as her nightcap.