[Growltigga]

Drats, how did you know?

Oh, easy really, just been having these weird premonitions where I realised that the whole galaxy would probably be ganging up on me to administer a long awaited and much humiliating thrashing... on the other hand, I have also had premonitions of doing an MTV video with Jennifer Lopez and both of these cant be true

poor defenceless tesco

My backside that Tesco is defenceless - you know what these damn Canadians are like - they swan about making you think they are lovable members of the Sierra Club and then next moment, they are laughing their heads off whilst a bear is ripping your leg off, a moose is trying to give you mouth to mouth rescucitation (sic!) and a raccoon is playing marbles with your happy sacks

Next thing you know they are playing Alanis Morrisette at you at top volume!!

in sync

I didn't know you liked boybands. Are you a bit of a Backstreet Boys fan as well - I can just see you going through the moves!! <wry grin - think of the image>

May 22, 2002

This is a joke right?