[Growltigga]

If you define "clean" as "covered in spit", then yes, I would agree with that statement.

Yes I would but then feline spit contains various chemicals which condition and clean our coats - I suppose a catty equivalent of "Wash 'n' Go" or teatree oil or something.

What we dont do is roll in a cowpat and think that makes us smell wonderful like your average mutt does

Hey, I said *attempting to*. I'm not that flexible

The fact that you are even trying says quite a lot about you

Cats, on the other hand, can be readily spotted biting burs out of their bumholes on every street corner in the country.

Which comes back to the cleanliness issue again and the fact that we aren't biting burrs out of our bumholes, but instead practising the cello (think about it, think about it)

The first things dogs do however when they meet one another is stick their noses up each others backsides and have a damn good sniff and likc of each others happy sacks - they also eat poo

PS at Last!! someone who has command of the comical uses of alliteration and onomatopeia

Class, sass and panache are the what wussy cats deperately resort to in an attempt to salvage their self respect when they are cowering in trees, hiding from the barking dogs below.

We are looking down on a sea of stupid smiling faces, you however are looking right up a cats' bumhole

and in the reverse situation, what do dogs do when 10 cats turn up? crap themselves (and probably eat it later)

[ May 22, 2002, 14:03: Message edited by: Growltigga ]