[dogscoff]

hmm.. interesting dichotomy, you dont want to lick your feet after running around chasing mice but you have no problem on slurping on your testicles?

If you'd been listening instead of cleaning your ears with spit, you'd have noticed me mention that I lack the necessary flexibility for this operation. It's something I'm quite happy to live without, but at least I know where my individual parts have been. Those mice could have been *anywhere*.

personally, I have little to fear from herbivarous creatures

I'm sure Saxon's bunnies will have to say on that subject.

it is a proven fact that unlike cats, dogs dont have very developed tastebuds - they eat everything and anything,

We can put this theory to the test quite easily. Go to the supermarket and buy a tin of dog food. Then buy a tin of cat food. open them both and serve them up.

Which would you say was more appealling, the juicy marrowbone jelly and crunchy biscuits that the canines enjoy, or the stinky, oily fish-mince in most cat foods?

they eat poo

Yeah? Well you eat poo, too. (The art of reasoned debate lives on)

Nope, never have, never will, have no interest,

You know we're never going to believe you, simply 'coz it's more fun that way