[Growltigga]

I lack the necessary flexibility for this operation.

We dont believe you but that is not the point, the salient point here is that you have obviously tried and repeatedly tried at that.. let me introduce to no doubt a fundamentally new concept for you called a 'girlfriend'.....

It's something I'm quite happy to live without,

Are you sure this is not a matter of circumstance rather than choice?

Those mice could have been *anywhere*.

but nowhere worse than where your wedding tackle would have been

I'm sure Saxon's bunnies will have to say on that subject.

they will say, Growltiggas are much nicer things to associate with than a dog covered in sh##

Go to the supermarket and buy a tin of dog food. Then buy a tin of cat food. open them both and serve them up.

..and you will find by looking at the ingredients label that the cat food contains far more recognisable things than the pig scrapings and tripe found in winalot.. scientifically proven fact (and explains why catfood is far more expensive)

Well you eat poo, too.

What next? Teddy bears at dawn? I think we have now successfully proven that dogs eat poo

You know we're never going to believe you, simply 'coz it's more fun that way

Possibly, but then you are now going to have an awfully hard time living down the confession that DOgscoff spends his time bent double trying to.....well, let's just leave it there shall we

Prepare to go to Defcon 5
Whilst Guffin is in that shelter, can someone please bury him