[Growltigga]

Funny you should have mentioned my girlfriend, because she would probably take issue with you on this point

The poor girl has my deepest sympathy, she really does but on the other hand.. given that she is obviously attracted to a lupine fellow with a goatee.... no, she still has my sympathy (unless she is a poodle)

I'm reminded of a quote from *that* episode of Brasseye: "There's no real proof for it, but it's a scientific fact.

Yes, but you have to recall that Brass Eye was (a rather tasteless) comedy, therefore its expressions can only be utilised for their humour content only and not for some exacting statement

Cantina patrons, you come out now, we are reverting to Defcon 2 as I have obviously won this exchange (hardly a challenge as the battle of intellects go)