[Saxon]

All this talk of karate has helped me come up with yet another brilliant idea. Instead of having a SEIV duel to sort our Tigga and Gyphin, we will have them duel in person. Some of you may have seen the Sumo Suits which are often present at fun fairs. They are giant rubber suits that look like Sumo wrestlers and weight a ton. Once you wear one, you waddle into the ring and then face off against another person, similarly encumbered. The testosterone will be crackling and they can fight it out with no risk to their teeth and mustaches.

It seems to me that this would balance the pair out and give them a good method of sorting out affairs. I also think it would be great fun for the rest of us to see them waddling around wearing rubber suits.

Oh, the Young Ones was crap, but Have I Got News for You is delightful.