[Growltigga]

Saxon, you must remember that Americans do not have more intrinsic ability with guns than any other race in the world - what they do have is an innate ability to get overweight, put on combat fatigues and run around their house going 'hut hut hut' whilst practising swarm dives and keeping enough weaponry in their garages to equip a modest latin american revolution. They also tend to drive jeeps with 'Neighbourhood Watch types do it in bunkers" stickers or something similar stuck on the back.

Us Europeans just have little old ladies looking through net curtains

You learn the 'Glasgow Kiss' at 9th Kyu. This is the same time that you learn to say, in a Scottish accent, "Has your mother got a sewing machine?, well tell her to stitch that".

You also learn that 2 smashed bottles (1 in each hand) is a great equaliser and that a half brick in a sock is one of the most fearsome street weapons you can face.