[Saxon]

Tigga,

I am sure your wife likes centurion legs. We have already established that she is risen from the grave and the Last centurion died 1700 years ago, so there is little doubt she likes the undead look.

However, I am still confused by your conflicting testimony. The Supermodel down the hall claims you look like Shreck, yet you claim to be leaner than lean. My memory of Shreck was that he was green and fat. Unless you can resolve this material discrepancy, I will be forced to assume that you are either fat, green or full of hot air. Actually, I think that I may have just found the truth…