[Growltigga]

Saxon, the good looking blart down the hall says I look like Shrek as I have no hair, not because I am green and fat. I know because I just went and asked her (and what a hardship that was). I am built on stoic lines, a la Brian Blessed as Voltan in Flash Gordon

I have decided to be a pacifist and have given up all forms of martial arts. I am now taking advantage of the slight spelling mistake to practice marital arts instead - still a good workout but less chance of someone trying to kick your teeth into the back of your head