Re: Ye Olde Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina
Dear Gryphin, it is obvious that the spirits of evil tarnish your soul. It is clear that you have stooped so low that there is no depravity too heinous that you will not partake in. Verily, it is true that you will do anything TO anything.
Your soul needs to be restored to innocence. Only by relieving yourself of the burden of evil will you be able to do this. Money is that evil, send to me and I will relieve you of it.
With regard to Texas, get thee behind me Satan for it is well known that Texans are living evidence that Native Americans fornicated with buffalo
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