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Old May 24th, 2002, 06:07 PM
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Default Re: Ye Olde Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina

Dear Gryphin.. you need to relieve yourself of your evils.. you are doing to this conversation what the sodomites did to one another.

It is written in the Book of Cyril that a certain sects of 'Okies' would marry buffalo, but it was their offspring which were banished from the plains and who migrated to the south of the United States. These 'Texans' took to sticking their heads up raccoon's bottoms and wearing them like hats, acting pompous, eating disgusting food and as to what they fornicated with, well, frankly anything that stood still long enough, albeit I do understand that moustaches, short sightedness and an affinity for line dancing were considered desired traits in their partners.

There is too much money in Texas, hence it is a cesspit of evil. They would do well to enlighten themselves and send this money to me.

[ May 24, 2002, 17:11: Message edited by: Chicken Tigga Masala ]
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