I. Fyron, I'm sending a couple of our Furry Feline and Fluffy Bunny waitresses over to assist you up from the floor and to ensure you navigate your way into the room with the large white rectangle recepticles in just the chance that you may feel or be compelled to alliveate some of that alkye-hall before you retire for the evening. Aahh remember that while you are in your present condition, it has been found that Mooses and Gnus make take advantage of ones state, so please be careful in this regard and be suspicious of anything larger then you, especially if it approaches and attempts to perform some sort of lip-lock resusitation ritual. In your present condition you wouldn't want to wake up to something with 4 feet, antlers and a large nose next to you in bed now would you? This is especially most prevalent up north and in Kenya...but it is known to happen around here...
In regards to the Tiggas tab, I did ck and yes your keg has been put on his tab just like he would most gratitously approve of if he was here
just some ideas mac