[Growltigga]

Yeehaw, the Tigga is back.. and what a boring few days I have had. California Dreamin'? more like bloody California Comatose... I have been to some boring places in my time but Marin County is even worse than a small Welsh village on a rainy Sunday afternoon

Hang on.. what complete bar-steward has been putting all the booze on my tab? who the hell ordered the small keg of horrible fizzy weak american beer, what nancy-boy has been on the Babychams and sherry? has someone let Mac out again?

Whose been sick in the corner? Right, bleeding typical, you leave the house for a couple of days and the kids go and have a party and wreck it.

Tigga looks to other resident of bar, El Scoffo who is busily stuffing his face, walks over and proceeds to give Dogscoff damn good kicking

Right, I feel much better now. Mac - happy birthday, The High 'bury me in a Y shaped coffin" Gryphin - keep your tights on darling (hard for you I know), Tesco - I am off on my holidays tonight so will be gone - I cant be in the game for a week

FOR ALL THOSE BRITS OUT THERE WHO WILL WATCHING THE OPENING ENGLAND GAME - I AM GOING TO BE THERE IN THE FLESH SO YAH BOO AND TIDDLY POM TO THE LOT OF YOU

Engulllaaaannnd Engullllaaaaannddd EngullllaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnNd