[Growltigga]

and Tigga seeks to remind the lot of you that he is tighter than a duck's chuff hole and you have as much chance of getting a brew (and especially a meal) out of the Tigga as you do of getting your bits'n'bobs with britney!

Mac, you have some real dietary problems - I think you should try a nice Morroccan dish, something like oyster charenntaise, a lamb tagine with jewelled cous cous (heavy on the apricots), a vegetable chermoula with a lime tzatziki and maybe some brondade - followed by calvados as a digestiv...no that is pub food

PS I should introduce you to my brother Steve - he doesnt do computer games other than Cutthroats and Rogue Squadron - but he proves I am the runt of the family, he is 6 foot 6 tall, absolutely no fat and weighs about 320 pounds. He represented our county in running, swimming and judo. He also has a beard and puts platts in it - I still havnt found anyone except my mum who is willing to tell him he looks a pratt with them