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Old June 3rd, 2002, 12:58 PM

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Friday afternoon, before the date, Saxon is sorting out where to go to dinner. As the lady in question is Luo, a tribe from near Lake Victoria known for eating fish, he thinks of a nice sushi restaurant. He then goes to the young woman, “Do you like fish?” She replies in the affirmative. He then says, “Why don’t we go to this nice restaurant I know that serves fish, you can eat as much fish as you like.” She replies that this is delightful.

They arrive at said restaurant and she declares that she is a vegetarian. He politely asks if that means she does not eat fish. She affirms that she does not eat fish or any kind of meat. He shakes his head. He follows Gryphin’s advice on being charming, though finding that there are more and more issues suggesting that she is not as delightful as one had hoped. He drops her off and resolves that he will not be calling her again.

Gryphin’s advice worked and Saxon received eleven phone calls on Saturday and Sunday. He did not answer the phone calls. He will read Mac’s advice and answer the next call. The EEE will save the day as their battle tactics are discussed at length.

Bartender! A jug of beer every fifteen minutes until closing. Yes, Tigga’s tab.