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Old June 13th, 2002, 12:45 PM
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Default Re: Ye Olde Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina

Greetings from Tokyo.

Tigga, lurking in the rafters of the Cantina(after all, cats are arboreal) watches Gryphin leave with his poncy and slightly fey breakfast. Tigga then drops down on Dogscoff from above therefore cunningly avoiding the circle of traps and proceeds to show him what the plucky Lewis did to that oik Tyson in the 6th, 7th and 8th rounds. Tigga also shows Dogscoff that a shotgun can be successfully utilised as an enema. Finally, Tigga takes Dogscoff's happy sacks and shows him how Beckham scored that penalty against Argentina

As a finale, Tigga pees in the cantina's yoghurt supply and puts cayenne pepper on all the bananas

PS tragedy, I have 2 days to kill until Niigata and no cash until then (lost my credit card Last night)... anyone fancy running a collection for me
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