[Growltigga]

Oh great wobbly danglers, imagine Growltigga curled up happily on his futon snoring like a chainsaw ticking over when Mrs GT decides to give him a call....

Well, I am up now, hello Gryphin how are you, why dont you try the yoghurt? it has an interesting aroma

Hang on, what the hell is a wretched tasmanian devil doing in the cantina? call the exterminators, call the army, call those 2 alligator characters who were trying to catch him

Growltigga reaches behind his back and pulls out a Mark 2 7.62mm Hechler Koch MP5 with underslung grenade launcher and augmented butane flame thrower and starts shooting at the Taz' Devil,

Cue divers alarums, Taz Devil, on fire exits stage left through cantina door

Gryphin looks bemused, confused and slightly strange in corner

Growltigga lifts barrel of MP5 to face and blows smoke gently away - turns to bartender and says "Miss Funnyfanny, I'll have a vodka martini, shaken not stirred and dont forget the olive"

Right, Growltigga Futon, Futon Growltigga, take 2

Sayonara