[Growltigga]

AWOOGA COOLCAT ALERT
AWOOGA COOLCAT ALERT

Tigga strolls into the bar after a pleasant perambulation around the shopping districts of Tokyo.

Gryphin is sitting in the corner as usual, but is now drooling over some poor young lady who smells of apples.. "hmmm" thinks Tigga, "I wonder if anyone has told her about appropriate tactics for defending caravanserai and that strange posture old shorteyes takes up?"

Mac is still scoffing pizza and looking like a tramp, Taz is getting jiggy with the pinball machine, Dogscoff is knitting, Chardo Mon is developing civilised habits and is practising his football chants and Saxon is trying to give a rabbit a big tip....

Tigga strolls over to Saxon and explains quietly to him that he cannot ever mess with the Growltigga as being a european tiger, said GT has far more style, elan, panache, elegance, self confidence, savoir faire, good looks, dynamism, coolness and just plain tiggerness than anyone else. GT then empties the contents of his rucksack on Saxon's table - watching Saxon being buried under miscellaneuos weaponry, Tigga further explains that the Cantina is now going to be a quiet place as the Tigga believes in peace through superior firepower

Saxon starts blubbing like a girl and leaves Cantina crying his eyes out

Tigga sits down, orders a coffee and turns the TV on to watch the Japan/Tunisia game.

At half time (with Japan leading 2 nil), Tigga pops outside the Cantina, jumps into his XKR Jaguar sportster, chases after Saxon and runs him over..... twice

"hmmm" think the great Kat, "that will teach the hairy spindle-shanked moosekissing oats-starved misanthropomorphic Canadian lager-pansy"

PS ENGGAAALLLAAAANNNNDDD ENGAAAALLAAANNNNDDD ENGAALLAANNND

[ June 14, 2002, 10:43: Message edited by: Growltigga ]