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Old June 14th, 2002, 05:54 PM

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Default Re: Ye Olde Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina

:: Meets the shipper at the loading dock, Gives the man a big tip and sends him on his way, Moving with practiced smoothness Puts together
3 barrel
Hyper Velocity Ping Pong Ball Gattling Gun
120 Ping Pong balls per second
10,000 Ball Cartridge
Rapid reload
Fully Gryphin Portable on all terrain treads
Designed for use in Cantinas
DNA tracing scope
100 percent accuracy
Guaranteed to piss off any tigga
Placing the carefully saved tigga hair in the targeting system
Guiding the system into the bar room from out back
Auto matic switch on
As it enters the room activation takes place
Hundreds of high velocity ping pong balls hurl at the tigga
Gryphin rolls to the floor in pain from the laughter