Once again, the sauve, mature, good natured, wise Mac strolls into the cantina. "aahh done with a week of hell, now its back to normallcy again. He looks around and sees a strange site, the tigga is involved in some type of barbaric ritual. Hmm, curious Mac walks over and has a discussion with Mephisto who is in front of the tigga holding a watch on a long chain. What's up good Mephisto, what is the tigga doing, its disgusting...., Mephisto turns and looks at Mac with what could only be a very hideous smile. Hey Mac, I got this Idea from Tesco and Dogscoff, he berates very softly... What is it Mac asks... Mephisto with that wicked grin, answers, While the Tigga was downing some greenish ale, I hypotized him, as you know animals are prone to bright shiny things, and he is now currenlty LINE DANCING WITH SOME OF THE FURRY FLUFIE BUNNY WAITRESSES, he roars in outrageous laughter, tears come to his eyes... at this point all the regulars enter the bar, Tesco, Gryphin, Dogscoff, Saxon, Chardo, Fyron, along with Atrocities and a fair maiden that could only be Pooh Star. They all stare at the Tigga in disbelief, GrowlTigga Line Dancing???? what strange behaviour did he pick up over there in Japan they wonder, They all order their favorite drinks and some pizza, sit back in their favorite chairs and watch the grotesque gyrations of the Tigga as he flows thru the ritual known as LINE DANCING.. Tesco and Saxon shake their heads in disbief, what next, will the tigga take up Moose Kissing and Gnu Chasing????? To watch a KAT line dancing is beyond comprehension to say the least, or lets just say its not something you would want your children to see. (Gryphin's in the cornor with what appears to be a camcorder filming the titanic movements of the tigga, hmmm, now what is HE up to, Mac wonders??? Mac just looks, shakes his head, orders his brewski and pizza and sits back to enjoy the disgusting show, its almost like viewing one of those triple XXX adult sites on the net,
Yep, this Cantina is one of a Kind.....
Aahhh, its good to be back, missed the old place
a very worn out mac,,
PS Mephisto got your drift, so Since the tigga is aahh tied up, I just told the bartender to put everyones bill on his Tab.....
[ June 15, 2002, 04:08: Message edited by: mac5732 ]