[Growltigga]

1200 - THINGS I WISH I HAD KNOWN BEFORE
I WENT OUT INTO THE REAL WORLD......

tips for a healthy relationship....

When wife/partner/bint (hereinafter defined as "better half") asks if she looks fat, dont say "compared to what?"

Dont compliment better half on cellulite....

Dont suggest better half dresses up as Liz Hurley or Britney Spears for you...

If better half does dress up as Britney Spears, dont say she looks more like Brittany Ferries

Always be willing to pay for shopping

Always be gallant and always be a gentleman

[ June 19, 2002, 11:13: Message edited by: Growltigga ]