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Important announcement for all Cantina patrons

AWOOGA AWOOGA AWOOGA

The proprietors of the Cantina (ie me and the Boston Sex Fiend) have decided that it is no longer commercially prudent to operate the said establishment for, inter alios, the following reasons:

1 cashflow is next to non-existent due to the propensity of bartabs operated by the regular clientele, and the recent destruction of said tabs;

2 due to unwanted advances made by Kenyan based Canadian customers to the waitresses, said waitressess have now left our employment;

3 the recent defensive tactics resorted to by the proprietors in order to pacify the Cantina has led to irreparable structural damage;

4 there is a large leaking vat of dogpoo outside the back of the Cantina;

5 the conversation in the Cantina is off topic; and

6 one of the regular customers is about to be barred to suggesting that one of the proprietors (the good looking feline one) might wear a stetson..

The Cantina will close for good at post 1350. Any alternative naming suggestions will be appreciated as I will be opening a new 'watering hole' once the Cantina has departed to that great distillery in the sky

Au revoir mes enfants