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Confession

Some good Irish humour for you (even if you're not Irish). Enjoy!

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have not been to confession for six
months. On top of that, I've been with a loose woman." The priest sighs.
"Is that you, Tommy O'Shaughnessy?" "Yes, Father, 'tis I." "And who might
be the woman you were with?" "I shan't be tellin' you, Father. It would
ruin her reputation." "Well, Tommy, I'm bound to find out sooner or later,
so you may as well tell me now. Was it Brenda O'Malley?" "I cannot say."
"Was it Patricia Fitzgerald?" "I'll never tell." "Was it Bridget
O'Shanter?" "I'm sorry, but I'll not name her." "Was it Cathy O'Dell?"
"My lips are sealed." "Was it Fiona Mallory, then? "Please, Father, I
cannot tell you." The priest sighs in frustration. "You're a steadfast
lad, Tommy O'Shaughnessy, and I admire that but, you've sinned, and you
must atone. Be off with you now." Tommy walks back to his pew. His
friend, Sean, slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"

"Five more good leads", says Tommy.