[Growltigga]

(Grendel Last seen doing her famed "velociraptor eating cow" impression with a sticky bun)

GT checks the automatic fire sequencer on the Custard Pie Gauss Cannon and makes sure the loading hoppers are sufficiently stacked to handle 400 pies a second at maximum velocity

GT gets small cocktail umbrella from behind bar and gives this to Dogscoff to put over his beer, whilst thinking that he looks like that bloke out of the fish finger advert with the accordion...

GT then quietly walks round to all the staff and customers of the bar under the age of 50 and gets them to hide behind the waterproof sheeting GT has put over the bar area itself... GT then buys everybody a beer

Triggering the fire sequence, the gauss cannon turns on its automated mounting and the target lasing sights settle on Mac, who is quietly eating a stinky pizza and is farting quietly in the corner, having been persuaded NOT to leave the Cantina by the wiles of the 'Liz Hurley' fluffy bunny waitress lookalike holding a tube of anusol (like geritol but less sting)

With consensus from all bar denizens, GT pushes the firing stud and watches as Mac is hit by 1200 cream pies in just over 3 seconds....

Cue much hilarity, diverse alarums and exit stage left Growltigga, Mephisto, Saxon, Dogscoff and various other locals of the Cantina all having bladder problems)

[ July 01, 2002, 17:29: Message edited by: Growltigga ]