Poor Poor Mac yells the Liz Hurly Look a like fluffy bunny, what did that dastardly flea infested Tigga do to you, as she races over to help what appears to be a large ice cream cone. As she approaches, Mac wipes some of the cream pie from his eyes and sees her approaching, I've died and gone to heaven he immediatly thinks..., she starts wiping the oozing gooey mess from his abused body, Mac, like all good worshippers, looks at her with puppy dog eyes... sigh.... now this I can .... a strange and strangled scream rents the air, apparently coming from stage left where the Tigga made his hasty exit, Mac just grins and looks towards the door.... All the regulars just sit, they know not to investigate these types of sounds, however, Innocent Fyron, runs towards and then out the door,.. several minutes go by and then another more inhuman catwalling cry arises from outside the cantina, Enter poor Fyron, covered in Cream Pie filling from head to toe... One of the fluffy bunnies asks him what happened. "well when I went to see what that awful racket was, I found the Tigga, covered with cream pie filling matting his fur most extensivly.... In looking around, I found what appeared to be some type of trip wire across the doorway, this in turn led to a pully system attached to some weights which in turn were hooked up to an old fashion wash tub which appeared to have been filled with 2-300 cream
pies. The Tigga must have tripped the wire and was in turn splattered with the cream pies, nothing worse then seeing a grown tigga full of oozing, sticky, cream pie filling matting his fur from top to bottom. As he was wiping himself off, he saw some kind of picture on the bottom of one of the pie plates, since he had cream in his eyes and couldn't see to well, he asked me to see what it was...I looked at it and told him it appeared to be a picture of a male with what appeared to be a "Custer Hat" and a "Wooly Bear" on his lip dressed in cowhide boots with a sentance underneathe which stated "Compliments of the Gryphin Line Dancing Bakery"... Thats when the Tigga let out that hideous catwalling noise, When I tried to find out what was wrong he proceeded to pelt me with some of the cream pies that were still laying on the ground.... go figure,.. Fyron looked over at Mac who was laughing as he proceeded to clean himself off. "I had those pies special ordered, just for the tigga" he exclaimed.....
Meanwhile, another fluffy bunny came into the cantina and said two trucks had pulled up and were unloading more cream pies for the cantina, when she asked who ordered them, the drivers told them the two men who hired them only told them to deliver it and something about abused Bar Tabs, when she asked who they were, they told her they didn't know just someone named Mephisto and another by the name of Tesco....
Oh and Fyron, pies......
to be continued
a very sticky Mac (but appreciates the Liz Hurley look like, sigh.....)
[ July 02, 2002, 05:14: Message edited by: mac5732 ]