[Growltigga]

Captain Kwok - please accept my profuse apologies, I DO like Canadians and no, even with my eating habits, I do not mean I like them fried or lightly boiled..

Gil Hamilton - I will, for good order, qualify my statements to say that the mass produced Amercian beers are not worth urinating in. Whilst in Arizona and California earlier on this year, I did come across some cracking micro-breweries which were almost producing beer up to European standards...

Actually, can I just endorse the Whistlestop Cafe and Brewery in Flagstaff AZ - excellent beer and tip top food and for an american bar, not bad at all

Tesco, I am having all sorts of problems with the damn game - can I email my empire to you together with my password? will that work

Right, back to character, GillHamilton is dishing out free beer and does not notice Tigga assembling his Milan Anti-tank rocket launcher on Chevy vehicle. Said rocket is launched and Chevy explodes in cloud of flame and smoke, Gil Hamilton is Last seen being catapulted through the roof clutching tubes of pissy beer in each hand and shouting 'budweiseeeeeeeerrrrrr' with appropriate doppler effect.....

Tigga then finds whoever ordered that pint of Bass from the Cantina bar and gives them a slapping for drinking horrible beer

Tigga then points out to the Americans in the bar that they might as well just tip their horrible weak beer down the toilet and therefore cut out the middleman

Tesco, name 5 players from Liverpool's current squad and I challenge you to do this without researching them on the internet first

[ July 04, 2002, 13:36: Message edited by: Growltigga ]