[dogscoff]

Tigga then points out to the Americans in the bar that they might as well just tip their horrible weak beer down the toilet and therefore cut out the middleman

*Dogscoff is struck by inspiration. He takes a crate of the free beer and disappears into the toilets. After twenty minutes or so he returns, offering the bottles around with the words "Free beer, brewed to American standards." Close examination reveals that the bottles appear to have been opened, emptied, refilled and then crudely resealed. The Americans in the bar are blithely swigging down the warm, yellowish liquid while everyone else simply watches and smiles...