[Growltigga]

Growltigga is amazed and inspired by the entrepeneurial abilities of his countrymen. Cunningly, he too decides that with a soda stream, some industrial alcohol and a pipe linked into the outflow of the nearest gentlemens' convenience, he can start shipping crates and crates of top quality american beer to the States and the best thing is the locals wont even realise

Hurrah for horrible pissy weak beer

Tigga also starts wandering where he left the detonator for the 2 tons of semtex he buried under the patio Last week

Hey, we dont want 500ml measures here, Rollo is germanic and therefore will need the full litre stein!

an American pint is too girly, you must remeber the imperial pint is a quarter as big again FOR REAL MEN!!

I am now beginning to expire from fatigue