[Growltigga]

the lorry arrives and Growltigga watches in delight as the cage of snarling vicious velociraptors (who have only been fed 1 pot of natural yoghurt a day for the Last month) are delivered to the pack of the cantina...

Tigga lets them loose and watches in beautific amazement as 3 marching bands become purina dino-kibbles..

Tigga then opens the back door of the cantina, ushers the still hungry reptilian blood-gnashers into the cantina (having evacuated all the fluffy bunny waitresses to his secure batchelor pad of course) and watches through the window as the denizens (excluding business partner dogscoff who has been forwarned and airlifted to safety) of the Cantina are horribly disembowelled, shredded and then eaten with a little hollandaise sauce....

BUUURRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP

PS Tigga should make it clear that because Tigga has now been up for over 48 hours (with only about 2 hours of cat naps in that time), he is already so dazed that the effect of Mac's poncy American beer bottle dropping on his noggin is completely nullifed...

PPS Tigga then realises that Gil Hamilton has been using a cunning holographic field to avoid patriots, semtex and velociraptors - GT orders his tame SD platform to fire an electron burst which nullifies said holographic field and whilst Gil is standing outside the cantina looking confused, Growltigga whistles for "Rover" and suddenly a 90 foot tall spinosaurus comes charging out of nowhere and scoffs Gil, just like the bloke got munched at the beginning of Jurassic Park III.

Double BURRRRPPPPPP

[ July 05, 2002, 10:29: Message edited by: Growltigga ]