[Dracus]

Just for kicks:

Maybe the missles don't home in on heat, transmissions, radio signals, or radar.
maybe they home in on the fat, lazy loudmouthed guy down in the engine room that keeps talking to everybody about how he would like to shag a waitress back planetside, that would never give him the time of day. Or maybe they home in on the uncleaned bathrooom down on deck 4.



[This message has been edited by Dracus (edited 05 May 2001).]