*chuckle*
and here I was thinking more along the lines of:
Starspawn mage reports to God, "It is devoid of enemies inside, My Lord."
God of the Void sayeth unto sacrificial Vastness, "Goest thou over there and capture that. Do not return unless you succeed."
Vastness responds, "At once, My Lord."
As the vastness disappears over the castle wall a loud report is heard followed by a somehow familiar male voice yelling "Listen up, you primitive screw-heads! This is my BOOMSTICK!"
A short while later the great God of the Void speaks to the mage, "You have failed miserably, I shall eat your brains."
...or something like that
~Aldin