[BugRoger]

This filter won't run on itself. It's a class that can be used in conjunction with the Java Advanced Imaging API (JAI). It would be quite easy to implement a filter that does the thing's you mentioned though. But it only works with BMP, GIF (decoder only), FlashPix (decoder only), JPEG, PNG, PNM, TIFF, and WBMP.

For running java programs you need to have at least the JRE installed. Set some enviroment variables and you can (almost) use it like a native executable.