[E. Albright]

Originally posted by Arryn:
Of course not. It's a newly-coined (ie: invented) concatenation (a five-syllable word meaning "scrunch together") of "smack" (as in "hit across the face") and "retard" (self-explanatory).

Bah. Shame on you, Arryn. Given the other words you chose, I'm positively appalled that you should opt to invoke so quotidian a phrase as "newly-coined" when the far more sesquipedalian term "neologism" nigh begs to be heard...

(Very well; I'll concede that a strict tally of syllables hands the prize to the former. But 'tis a scurvy, untoward game that said phrase plays; had it decorum, it would unhyphenate itself and yield to the more obtuse, and thus deserving, locution...)