My proposition :
I rode alongside the knights inquisitors of Marignon, battled abominations from the Void Gate, sailed across the seas in Vanheim's longships, uncovered the secrets of black steel in the secret forges of Ulm, consorted with the Grave Priests of long forgotten C'tis and all I got is was this stupid T-shirt !
Some other less serious propositions
1) Improved Crossbreeding failed experiment
2) Hoburg weed, 'nuff said.
3) So THAT is the Gift of Kurgi ?
4) Kurgi who ?
5) <- I am a Pangea base-theme Pan. Yay me !
6) My cyclop pretender picked up that spare Eye of Aiming, weeee